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I will give this auctions winnder the best head ever!
July 10, 2006 | In Weird |
"I will give this auctions winnder the best head ever!"
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Unbroken Thanksgiving Wishbone
November 11, 2006 | In Weird |
"Have you ever felt left out of the Thanksgiving Tradition of breaking the wishbone? Have you ever accidentally broken the wishbone before you were supposed to? Wish you had another one to replace it with? NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!"
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My Tarnished Digg Username
January 25, 2008 | In Funny |
"I come to you today a broken man. I originally registerd the digg user name "McLovin" just before the movie Superbad came out, just so I could comment in every single thread "I am McLovin!" and that would make me uber cool. I have since tarnished the name, making stupid, unwitty comments, jumping on the Ron Paul bandwagon (who is that guy?) digging anything with a fart joke, and I haven't even been active in the longest time."
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EXPERIENCE YOUR FEAR OF CLOWNS!!!!
February 12, 2009 | In Funny |
"Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it - BOOM!!! There I'll be to creeper you out!"
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Pump your own stomach!
October 21, 2006 | In Weird |
"This is an awsome item, a vacuum pump to pump your stomach or anything else you might want to pump out. The hoses, stainless steel tube and plastic tube included. It works like a charm."
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Motorola RAZR V3 Dials 666! Devil phone!
May 11, 2010 | In Weird |
"This phone may be possessed by the devil!"
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Ceramic Nintendo Gameboy
January 27, 2011 | In Art |
"This a ceramic (pottery) Nintendo Gameboy I made in art class. And I must say it is pretty awesome."
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Babybel Cheese Wax Sculpture
March 28, 2007 | In Weird |
"Sculpture made from babybel cheese wax. Weird as hell, and probably a little gross too."
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Sliced Pineapple Del Monte - from year 1977
August 26, 2008 | In Food |
"Sliced Pineapple Del Monte - from the year 1977"
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Phone call from a President George W Bush Impersonator!
December 5, 2007 | In Weird |
"5 minutes to ask questions, comment or harass Commander in Chief"
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Papa Hoodoo Haunted BOOTY ENHANCEMENT Voodoo SPELL
May 16, 2010 | In People |
"Ah, yes. A "booty enhancement spell". I would refrain from giving this as a gift, guys. At least not a birthday gift. And when she stops hitting you be sure to say it was just a gag. (But that she should try it anyway. Just for fun.)"
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