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Happy Ice Cube
July 5, 2009 | In Food |
"Here is an ice cube which was naturally formed in the freezer. It appears to be "happier" than the other cubes because it appears to have an erection."
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Weird Pepsi Stain on shirt Looks Like Jay Leno
February 24, 2007 | In Weird |
"T-Shirt with a Pepsi Stain that looks like Jay Leno!"
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George Bush Devil Drawing
February 5, 2008 | In People |
"A drawing of President Bush as the devil. "
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Man Selling His Fat
February 25, 2010 | In People |
"A fat man who claims a childhood tonsilectomy caused him to gain weight is seeking money for a gastric bypass procedure. He says he's tried all the fad diets and "tries" to excercise- what else is there but to auction his own fat on ebay? Help the guy out!"
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PENIS SHAPED CHICKEN TENDER
November 29, 2006 | In Food |
"Nothing like a tasty fried schlong to chase hunger away."
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CYCLOPS CAT
July 27, 2006 | In Animals |
"You've probably seen pictures floating around the Internet of the cyclops kitten. This guy happens to have one, preserved in a jar of what I assume is formaldahide (or however you spell it). This thing is freaky! Poor cat. :-("
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I WILL MAKE THE 2008 OLYMPIC TEAM OR ROW THE PACIFIC
September 25, 2006 | In Bizarre |
"If I don't make the Olympic Rowing team in 2008 I will row myself to Beijing. This is the claim I put forward on August 8, 2006. Two years from that date the Opening Ceremonies of the XXIX Olympiad get under way. At that time I will either be competing in Beijing, or considering a row across the largest body of water on Earth."
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Biggest Cheetos Puff Ever!!
April 17, 2008 | In Food |
"World's Largest Cheetos Puff! Five inches long!!"
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66 Year Old Cake Crumbs From White House 100lb Cake
March 20, 2007 | In Weird |
"Very Rare Glass Vial of Cake Crumbs. These Crumbs are from a 100lb cake served at the White House in 1941. "
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FACTORY DEFECT CONDOM
April 27, 2007 | In Weird |
"A 100% Genuine Factory Sealed Lifestyles Condom.....WITHOUT THE CONDOM!!! The packaging is completely intact! The factory foil seal is unbroken! However, there is no condom inside!"
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It's All She Left Me, But I'm Selling My Strength!
October 2, 2006 | In Weird |
"She Left Me! She Broke My Heart!! She Took EVERYTHING, Except.... This Little Can Of Strength. This was meant as her sick sense of humor aimed at laughing at me. Please....help me turn the joke back on her! Laugh with me...."
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eBay is a neverending source of entertainment these days. It is truly amazing what some people will auction off. The term "sell your soul" has now become an online reality, with many people putting theirs up on the auction block and grabbing their 15 minutes of Internet fame.
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