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Bean carved like a squirrel
July 6, 2008 | In Animals |
"Do you like squirrels? Do you like beans? Or do you just like collecting things that are a bit bizarre? If so, this squirrel is for you!"
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Jay Leno Chicken Nugget
February 4, 2011 | In Food |
"Another food item resembling Jay Leno. It's amazing how many of these we've featured here at Auction Humor. Must be the chin."
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LET YOUR NAME BE THE 1ST ON MY NIECE'S CAST
September 28, 2006 | In Weird |
"The winner of this auction will be the 1st name on my niece's cast. As a gift to you we will include a picture of your name on her cast and a hand written Thank You note by her.. All the money raised by this auction will go directly to Isabel. I asked her what she would buy with the money and she said she would save it. Which is weird in itself because I was sure she would want to buy a toy or something else. I questioned her further about what she is saving for and she said she didn't know."
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Mabel, the tortured mannequin head
October 4, 2009 | In Weird |
"A tortured and abused hairdresser's mannequin, featuring an upside-down cross carved into forehead, pins stuck in face and blackened eyes."
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"SIT ON MY FACE" TEDDY GRAHAM
July 10, 2006 | In Food |
"SEE THE SCAN! HERE IS ONE WIERD FOOD ITEM. STRAIGHT FROM A PACKAGE OF TEDDY GRAHAMS ARE THIS PAIR WHO EITHER GOT A LITTLE FRISKY, OR IT'S AN EMPLOYEE TRYING TO GET A RAISE... AFTER ALL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BROWN NOSER AND A POOP HEAD IS MERELY DEPTH PERCEPTION... SEE FOR YOURSELF! AS FOUND AND BAKED TOGETHER MAKING THIS HALF BAKED AUCTION AVAILABLE...ONLY IN AMERICA!"
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Grandma Needs Finger Paints
April 17, 2007 | In Weird |
"Help me raise money fast! Grandma needs finger paints and I want to be a Private Eye."
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Obama Cigarette Lighter
June 11, 2009 | In Celebrity |
"Obama "Hope" Cigarette Lighter. OBAMA LOVES to smoke! He loves everything about it. My mother, who hates OBAMA but loves to smoke will begrudgingly give him his props on this point. "Maybe he's not so bad after all" she says. "
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Don't be a Scrooge! Give to charity and get a sweet PS3!
December 1, 2006 | In Games |
"If you buy this guy's PS3 he'll work for your favorite charity! As the bids go up, so do the hours that he'll work. "
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Bad Tasting Skittles
April 14, 2010 | In Food |
"Me, I would have probably just thrown the bag out. But thanks to ebay . . ."
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7ft Tall Cardboard Box Dancing Robot!
December 7, 2008 | In Weird |
"All you need to build your own 7ft tall robot. "
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BELLY BUTTON LINT JAR
September 21, 2006 | In Bizarre |
"Yes, this is a jar specifically for storing belly button lint. Whoever buys this thing - and can fill it - should win eBayer of the year. A truly weird auction, it definitely needs some promotion!"
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