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Advertise on my daughters iPod
January 14, 2007 | In Advertising |
"Advertise on MY DAUGHTER'S 80GB iPod video. The future is here!"
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~JESUS BAGEL~
November 3, 2006 | In Weird |
"Miracle Burnt Bagel Looks Exactly Like JESUS."
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GUMMY BEAR BIRTH?
April 27, 2009 | In Food |
"Last night while eating a bag of market pantry gummy bears, minding my own business, normally throwing handfuls of these bears into my mouth I noticed something slip through my fingers, to my surprise I witnessed the miracle of birth. A gummy bear with a smaller deformed baby gummy bear still attached!"
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My mom ditched me in the bahamas now I'm in jail
November 5, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"My drug addicted, abusive Mother ditched me here in the Bahamas. She met some guy with money and left - again. I was arrested for vagrancy and have to pay a fine. I need to get to my father who is stationed on GUAM. I only have my clothes and a pair of shoes. I am selling the shoes to the highest bidders."
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REAL Snake Skeleton Mounted Taxidermy
March 16, 2008 | In Animals |
"This snake skeleton is over 11". It would measure over 17" if straightened out. The non-venomous snake has a very intricate skull and teeth. It is much more detailed than the venomous snake skeleton with only fangs. "
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$2000 for a 60GB Sony PS3???
November 8, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"Sony Playstation 3 pre-order prices are climbing to ridiculous levels. This one is already bid over $2000. The console wars have officially gotten out of hand. Insanity!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Punch me in the face!
October 10, 2006 | In Funny |
"My name is Mark and i would like to invite the highest bidder to come out to Riverside Ca. and sock me in the face.... I mean it... This may sound odd, but i am concerned about your stress levels, and i really want you to be happy, so im offering you peace of mind, a good time, and my priceless company all rolled into one at this one time only affordable price"
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USA BBQ Sauce Stain
July 8, 2009 | In Food |
"BBQ sauce stain on a paper plate that looks like the United States. Stain possibly occurred on July 4th, making this one patriotic plate!"
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Magical Synthetic Watercolor Paintbrush - 1/2" Flat
March 31, 2010 | In Weird |
"Magical, student loan defaulting-resistant properties +9 DMG against students loans +50 STA when auction ends."
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Deck Your Halls With MY BALLS!
November 26, 2006 | In Weird |
"This guy is selling his balls on ebay!"
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Michael Vick Cards Chewed By Dog
August 26, 2007 | In Sports |
"A fine set of Michael Vick NFL trading cards, lovingly chewed by a dog. What better way to remember Michael Vick, a dog abusing LOSER, than with his NFL cards covered in dog slobber and teeth marks!"
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