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» GOLDEN CRISP BOX
October 23, 2006 | In Mystery |
"The most expensive box of cereal you will ever own!"
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» 3 minutes of my attitude via phone
May 13, 2008 | In |
"The winning bidder will receive a three minute attitude phone call to the person of their choice placed by me. I will attempt to verbally unleash my attitude on your chosen gift recipient for three minutes. This would make a great Fathers Day or Birthday gift! Imagine giving Dad a 3 minutes Attitude call to his Boss! Tell that special someone how you really feel about them! Perfect for Ex, Boss, family member, old BBF, bill collector, Possibilities are endless. "
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» This Chuck Norris Comic Book PREVENTS MAJOR ILLNESS!
May 9, 2008 | In Holy |
"Listen, here is the deal - this comic has Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is a demigod of sorts and full fledged awesome American. Since its release in 1987-ish. This magical comic book has helped me make it 20 years without major illness..."
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» Pair of boobs from Melbourne Australia
December 16, 2007 | In People |
"Help an Aussie buy a bigger rack."
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» Heart For Sale
April 19, 2007 | In Weird |
"Hi, my name is Ana, I'm 25 years old, I'm a designer and I'm selling my heart because I have a serious problem. My boyfriend is addicted to eBay!"
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» Creepy Vintage Mannequin SEXY!
June 23, 2007 | In Weird |
"Cindy is a one of a kind gal who was born around the 50's but she doesn't look a day over 39! She was recently rescued from a flooded basement and is looking for a new home. She's made of heavy but soft molded rubber and is filled with air. The air is just to make her feel more realistic. She's not actually a blow up doll. If you deflate her, she's still the same size/shape, just mushy."
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» The Original One and Only Holy / Hole-E-Toast
November 12, 2006 | In Food |
"The Hole-E est piece of toast ever listed on eBay. This fine piece of work was carefully crafted from the finest tools and highest quality toaster, preserved for a lifetime using a proprietary technique."
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» Evil Porcelain Satanic Devil Doll Has Killed Before
January 31, 2008 | In Weird |
"Great story about a man and a doll murdering a bunch of people."
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» Wedding Advertising
September 7, 2006 | In Advertising |
"Advertise on this couple during their wedding. They'll be wearing bathing suits; your ad will appear on his HUGE stomach and her HUGE chest!"
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» My 6 Heart Monitor Pads - Help Me Pay My Hospital Bills
November 8, 2006 | In Weird |
"I am auctioning off the 6 chest pads that I was hooked-up to in order to monitor my heart and other vital signs."
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» Lot of 3 USED OXY Triple Action Pads Acne Face Wash
March 31, 2006 | In Bizarre |
"Up for bid is a lot of 3 Used Oxy medicated acne pads. These pads work very well and deserve some recognition for it! The Triple Action includes - "CLEAN, TREAT, PREVENT". As seen in the picture below, ALL 3 of the OXY PADS are USED with their respective DATE and TIME they were used by Yours Truly. They seem to have lost some of their moisture, however, they can be re-used by simply re-moistening the pad."
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eBay is a neverending source of entertainment these days. It is truly amazing what some people will auction off. The term "sell your soul" has now become an online reality, with many people putting theirs up on the auction block and grabbing their 15 minutes of Internet fame.
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