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OCD Andy Warhol Museum Parking Stubs Tickets Pittsburgh
March 27, 2006 | In Bizarre |
"I park in the same parking lot, and the same parking space every day (Monday thru Thursday)… and I save things, mostly paper things, in little snack-size zip-lock bags…. because of a superior organizational skill… called Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I simply cannot throw these stubs away. These sixty-six (66) tickets are in excellent, salt-free condition."
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Verizon Strawberry Chocolate OR Chocolate Strawberry
February 7, 2007 | In Funny |
"THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION WILL HAVE THE CHOICE BETWEEN: A delicious chocolate covered strawberry OR a Brand New LG vx-8500 Strawberry Chocolate VERIZON WIRELESS phone. Oooooooh, tough choice!"
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Bloated Can of Spam
March 17, 2008 | In Food |
"Found this rusty old bloated can of spam in my dads old camper. The last time we took it out camping was 1974. I didnt take a picture of it but also have a can of albacore tuna I will throw in for free (its NOT bloated but really really old) ......"
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Obama Cigarette Lighter
June 11, 2009 | In Celebrity |
"Obama "Hope" Cigarette Lighter. OBAMA LOVES to smoke! He loves everything about it. My mother, who hates OBAMA but loves to smoke will begrudgingly give him his props on this point. "Maybe he's not so bad after all" she says. "
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PIECE OF DRIFT WOOD LOOKS LIKE DEAD RAT
July 1, 2008 | In Weird |
"WELL HERE HE IS AGAIN, YOU HAVE ALL SEEN HIM BEFORE. HE IS THE 4TH OF JULY DEAD RAT THIS TIME. HES AN AMERICAN RAT FOR SURE. OH HE'S EASY TO TAKE CARE OF, YOU CAN LEAVE HIM ANYWHERE AND HE'LL STAY PUT."
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Youth Child's Gas Mask
February 8, 2009 | In Miscellaneous |
"German made, civilian Israeli YOUTH gas mask with sealed NATO filter. Unused."
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My mom ditched me in the bahamas now I'm in jail
November 5, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"My drug addicted, abusive Mother ditched me here in the Bahamas. She met some guy with money and left - again. I was arrested for vagrancy and have to pay a fine. I need to get to my father who is stationed on GUAM. I only have my clothes and a pair of shoes. I am selling the shoes to the highest bidders."
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Can of Campbell's Soup with Electric Cord
February 10, 2011 | In Bizarre |
"New, unopened can of Campbell's tomato soup with an 18" electric cord attached. Why bother with pots and pans, just plug this baby in and heat your soup right in the can!"
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POSSESSED?? TALKING! CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS! SET OF TWO!
August 19, 2008 | In Weird |
"Two Vintage Cabbage Patch Dolls that talk to each other WHEN THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO!! They ask each other questions and answer each other back! Are they possessed???"
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The Right To Freedom of Speech
September 20, 2007 | In Antiques |
"It slices, it dices, it lets you talk like a human being! Now, if someone doesn't like what you're saying, they won't be able to knock you over and zap you into submission like an unruly piece of cattle. Get the "Right To Free Speech" certificate today!"
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Alien in a Jar
April 14, 2010 | In Bizarre |
"It's like a Lava Lamp, but even tackier (if that's possible). According to the seller: 'This has never been opened or removed from the box and from Spencer Gifts years ago.' So I guess you have to go to Spencer's and get it."
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