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Haunted Apatite (sic) Weight Loss Bracelet
February 23, 2010 | In Mystery |
"Wearing this bracelet [which seems to be made out of rock candy and scotch tape] gently raises your energy vibrations. I’ve also Spellcast this bracelet to align with the vibrational frequency of the Greek Sun God, Apollo."
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I AM LUCIFER a CD by Exorcist Dr. A. Allen
March 9, 2007 | In Holy |
"An actual recording of a demon spirit that possesses a woman and speaks form within her, using her voice declaring, - "I AM LUCIFER""
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Strange Winged Humanoid Creature Pan's Dead Fairy
June 14, 2007 | In Bizarre |
"This my friend, was a creature of this Earth which moved about by the flapping of its wings. Some would call this a fairy. Even more astonishing is that this strange winged alien humanoid creature is not an artificial construction, it's the REAL DEAL!"
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Weird Pepsi Stain on shirt Looks Like Jay Leno
February 24, 2007 | In Weird |
"T-Shirt with a Pepsi Stain that looks like Jay Leno!"
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The Visiting Brit is coming to your town!!
June 12, 2008 | In Weird |
"I am originally from the UK now living in the USA. I am 34 and a business professional. I have been here for 6 years but feel I have not really seen or experienced proper America. Yes, I have been to Disney, New York and Las Vegas but have not really seen the real USA. This is where you come in because I am going to come to your town!"
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Mystery Box Auction
April 2, 2006 | In Mystery |
"With Two Mystery Boxes Of Incredible Value. $1,000,000 Value or more Possible! The Biggest Mystery Box Auction Ever Created!!! "
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My Chest Is Up For Auction! Interested?? Check It Out!
October 4, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"Want a chest? A real Chest that makes you want it bad?? You can get your real Chest right here in this auction!"
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..........THE MATTRESS I WAS CONCEIVED ON..........
July 21, 2006 | In Funny |
"This lady is selling the mattress that she was conceived on. She says 'You are bidding on the actual mattress that SHIMMER was conceived on. Size: King Condition: Very used (will arrive drycleaned).Famous people have spent time on this mattress. It is worth thousands, if not millions. You can't go wrong with this!'"
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AUTOGRAPHED 1ST BEER
November 29, 2006 | In Funny |
"I just turned 21, buy me a beer. I bet someone bought you a beer when you turned 21! I have lived a very sheltered life as of yet. This is YOUR chance to show me a good night out! The winner of this auction will receive an empty bottle of my first beer to keep as a memento of my first drink. I will even autograph the label on the bottle. You will also receieve an autographed framed picture of me drinking the beer in the bottle I send you."
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Swordfish Bill
August 2, 2014 | In Weird |
"If you are a swordfish fan and always wished you had your very own swordfish bill, your wish has been granted."
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NUN BOTTLE OPENER
June 1, 2009 | In Holy |
"AN AWESOME, HEAVENLY... AND FUNCTIONAL CAST IRON CATHOLIC NUN BOTTLE OPENER. Six Inches Tall and - at a Whopping One Pound - She's Quite Heavy... She's My Sister!" (does anyone get that one?)"
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