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Troubled Teen Girl Bedroom MYSTERY BOX AUCTION
November 15, 2006 | In Mystery |
"Daughter was babysitting one night for a deaf couple and they were to bring her home the next morning. She took advantage of their hearing disability and once they were home from their evening out and settled into their room, she took their car keys and went right out the front door and stole their car, needless to say, she does not have a drivers license or any driving experience what so ever. Can You Say FELONY!"
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Sex Appeal Spell
February 18, 2010 | In Weird |
"For less than eight bucks a coven of witches will cast a spell making you irresistible to women. The catch is: it only works on fat chicks. You have been warned."
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Manly Ginseng Root
January 19, 2007 | In Weird |
"Ginseng root that looks like a man. It's Ginseng man!"
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Ex-Girlfriend's Spoon
February 14, 2010 | In Funny |
"Judging by what he has to say about her, I'm guessing this spoon tastes VERY bitter."
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RARE PENIS-SHAPED CHEETO
October 21, 2006 | In Food |
"Just what it says it is...lol...too weird to come across everyday in your cheetos."
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Waffle Cuff Links
September 15, 2009 | In Art |
"Waffle cuff links, with butter. You're getting ready for a formal event, but you'd rather be home having waffles with someone you love. These links are a charming conversation piece. Great for adding a touch of personality to your formal attire."
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Haunted Evil Gypsy Magic Stick
January 28, 2007 | In Weird |
"This is a weird gypsy's stick that made the owner lots of money on slots, then turned bad."
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Own One Of My Cat's "Nine Lives"
January 21, 2007 | In Weird |
"You are bidding on a certificate that entitles you to own one of my cats "Nine Lives". This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! "
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Mystery Box Full Of Cash
August 16, 2006 | In Mystery |
"Two hotties are auctioning off a mystery box with free "gifts" included in the box. They hint that money may be the free gift, but frankly I'd prefer they pack themselves in there. Fine ladies! I have to bid on this one."
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Out-Of-Body Experience CD
May 2, 2007 | In Bizarre |
"A CD specifically designed to allow you to have an Out-of-Body Experience. Using several layers of tested Binaural Beats to create certain brainwave frequencies in your mind. Once relaxed to a sufficient level you will find you are either Out of Body, or so close to it that all you have to do is float out."
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Adult Hot Dog Skewer
July 15, 2006 | In Funny |
"A barbecue wouldn't be complete without some little metal men standing on your grill, with their limp weiners sizzling...."
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