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» My mom ditched me in the bahamas now I'm in jail
November 5, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"My drug addicted, abusive Mother ditched me here in the Bahamas. She met some guy with money and left - again. I was arrested for vagrancy and have to pay a fine. I need to get to my father who is stationed on GUAM. I only have my clothes and a pair of shoes. I am selling the shoes to the highest bidders."
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» I AM CUTTING MY HAIR FOR CHARITY!!!
November 5, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"Dude is cutting off some of his hair for charity. Usually *ahem* ladies run these types of auctions, but hey, why should they have all the fun? Killer pictures dude."
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» ATLAS dynamite blaster,OLD!! wooden case
November 5, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"Wile E. Coyote, this auction's for you."
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» Pile of 400 toilets
November 2, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"If you are looking for 400 dirty, used toilets, this is your lucky day!"
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» I WILL SLEEP IN STORE PARKING LOT TO GET YOUR PS3 60GB!
October 31, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"This guy will sleep in a store parking lot to get a Playstation3 for you."
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» Viking Longboat
October 25, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"A co-worker of ours was having a renaissance fair wedding and we decided to come dressed as vikings to rape and pillage at the reception. We built a boat for just such an occasion."
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» Hooter Car Wash
October 23, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"I will wash your car with.....................my 38D's. A true NO TOUCH car wash."
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» Historic 88 million lottery winner's Barber's Chair
October 18, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"The biggest California Super Lottery jackpot ever won was 88 million dollars. The jackpot was won by Tom the Barber and his wife that bought the winning tickets about six years ago at Smoke Signal's Cigar and Magazine Store in San Francisco. Tom was a Barber at Lombardo's Barber Shop in San Francisco when he won the Lottery. The Barber chair became known as the 88 million dollar Barber Chair, the Luckiest Barber chair in California. Now YOU can own it!"
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» Man's Poorness for Sale
October 10, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"An Iowa man is trying to sell his Poorness. He is tired of being poor and is doing something about it."
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» INAPPROPRIATE ALF COMIC BOOK!
October 5, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"I used to be a big ALF fan, so this creeps me out a little. This is ALF issue #48, and the cover shows what appears to be ALF fondling a seal. In the 80s it might not have been a big deal, but today ALF could do some time in the slammer for this act of groping."
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» My Chest Is Up For Auction! Interested?? Check It Out!
October 4, 2006 | In Miscellaneous |
"Want a chest? A real Chest that makes you want it bad?? You can get your real Chest right here in this auction!"
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