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| January 4, 2007 | In Funny | |
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"You are bidding on a used mens' diamond ring. Unfortunately, the money hungry, bitter She-Hulk that gave it to me decided to burn the appraisal paperwork, which valued the ring at $600.00 Canadian.
So now I have decided to sell this ring so I do not have to be reminded I was married to a hairy, bad breathed, unappreciative, good for nothing she-man. I will be using the proceeds of this auction to throw a goodbye you biatch party." |
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| » AUTOGRAPHED 1ST BEER |
| November 28, 2006 | In Funny | |
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"I just turned 21, buy me a beer. I bet someone bought you a beer when you turned 21! I have lived a very sheltered life as of yet. This is YOUR chance to show me a good night out! The winner of this auction will receive an empty bottle of my first beer to keep as a memento of my first drink. I will even autograph the label on the bottle. You will also receieve an autographed framed picture of me drinking the beer in the bottle I send you." |
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| » MMM...Smoked Meat! Bacon Air Freshener! |
| November 14, 2006 | In Funny | |
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"Well, you know, you've been in one of those cars, maybe it's even your car, that has a particular odor, if you will, that could be better. You've tried the little pine tree, the lemon, etc., but they just don't fit your style. Well, here's what you've been looking for! A BACON AIR FRESHENER!" |
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