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ELECTRIC SHOCK PEN
October 5, 2008 | In Funny |
"Tired of friends and co-workers borrowing (stealing) your pen? Let them borrow this one. After the unsuspected shock they receive they won't borrow your pen again."
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Residue Of $70,000 Worth Of Dental Work Teeth Cast Mold
September 13, 2008 | In Funny |
"Up for auctions are the remants of $70,000 worth of dental work. Yes, after 14 months, 19 dental appointments & 70,000 dollars, all that remains is a dazzling smile and about 20 molds, casts and a "temporary" partial that I wore for about 2 1/2 years. "
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Dish Towel ROOSTER weathervane SWINE (used)
August 12, 2008 | In Funny |
"I don't know how this design got past the approval board, but as you can see, the weathervane on this towel spells out SWINE. Maybe that green psychedelic effect in the background got the designer all bedazzled. The towel has been used and is faded and the fringes are frayed, but it's a great conversation piece!"
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Water on Mars
June 21, 2008 | In Funny |
"I have found proof there is water on Mars! For centuries, scientists have been searching to discover this fact, and I am presenting it to you FIRST."
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Sam Israel III Business Card
June 15, 2008 | In Funny |
"Infamous Hedge Fund Manager Sam Israel III Business Card. This is one of Sam Israel's actual business cards. Sam Israel was the Infamous hedge fund mogul who defrauded investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars. He was set to begin a 20 year prison sentence on June 9th, 2008 when his vehicle was found abandoned on the Bear Mountain Bridge over the Hudson River in New York with the words "Suicide is Painless" written in the dust on his hood."
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BONER BOBS / BETTY BOOB HOT DOG-MARSHMALLOW ROASTERS
June 11, 2008 | In Funny |
"This is the perfect gage gift for those people who like to go camping. Purchase these for yourself and you will be the talk of the campground. Take them to your next party and see how much fun you will have. These are over 34" long with wood handles for cooking over campfires. And unlike the competition we have BALLS!!!!"
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PULL MY FINGER ! XL ziplock bag of fresh gas powerful!
May 14, 2008 | In Funny |
"You are bidding on an x-large ziplock freezer baggie filled with my brand new fresh gas. This is a potent, powerful batch so bid with caution. Fresh this morning this gas was produced, bagged and dated and is ready to ship out right away.With the price of gas sky rocketing, this is a GREAT FIND! I'm not sure if it will power your car but I know it is good stuff and is worth a try. "
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ITS LOG! THE ORIGINAL! EvErYOnE WaNTS 1 STRONG LIKE WOOD
April 24, 2008 | In Funny |
"What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs...Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack And fits on your back? It's Log! Log! Log! It's Lo-og, Lo-og It's big, it's heavy It's wood! It's Lo-og, Lo-og...."
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Vintage Erotic Frog Set
March 24, 2008 | In Funny |
"Yes, you read the title correctly. We have here 2 frog figurines, one with a human penis and other with a vagina. A must have for, errrr.......well no one."
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Beanie Baby Ransom
March 19, 2008 | In Funny |
"This Beanie Baby is being held at gunpoint by madmen and needs your help."
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"In Case of Zombies Break Glass" Mounted Survival Kit
March 15, 2008 | In Funny |
"If you're like any normal person, you probably live in constant paranoia of the impending "Z" war: the zombie uprising. You wonder how you'll survive... how you'll make it out of your house so you can escape and live in the mountains. Although you can't plan for every possible scenario, you can take a hint from the Zombie Survival Guide (not included) and prepare some defenses."
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