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» Water on Mars
June 20, 2008 | In Funny |
"I have found proof there is water on Mars! For centuries, scientists have been searching to discover this fact, and I am presenting it to you FIRST."
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» Sam Israel III Business Card
June 14, 2008 | In Funny |
"Infamous Hedge Fund Manager Sam Israel III Business Card. This is one of Sam Israel's actual business cards. Sam Israel was the Infamous hedge fund mogul who defrauded investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars. He was set to begin a 20 year prison sentence on June 9th, 2008 when his vehicle was found abandoned on the Bear Mountain Bridge over the Hudson River in New York with the words "Suicide is Painless" written in the dust on his hood."
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» BONER BOBS / BETTY BOOB HOT DOG-MARSHMALLOW ROASTERS
June 10, 2008 | In Funny |
"This is the perfect gage gift for those people who like to go camping. Purchase these for yourself and you will be the talk of the campground. Take them to your next party and see how much fun you will have. These are over 34" long with wood handles for cooking over campfires. And unlike the competition we have BALLS!!!!"
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» PULL MY FINGER ! XL ziplock bag of fresh gas powerful!
May 13, 2008 | In Funny |
"You are bidding on an x-large ziplock freezer baggie filled with my brand new fresh gas. This is a potent, powerful batch so bid with caution. Fresh this morning this gas was produced, bagged and dated and is ready to ship out right away.With the price of gas sky rocketing, this is a GREAT FIND! I'm not sure if it will power your car but I know it is good stuff and is worth a try. "
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» ITS LOG! THE ORIGINAL! EvErYOnE WaNTS 1 STRONG LIKE WOOD
April 23, 2008 | In Funny |
"What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs...Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack And fits on your back? It's Log! Log! Log! It's Lo-og, Lo-og It's big, it's heavy It's wood! It's Lo-og, Lo-og...."
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» Vintage Erotic Frog Set
March 24, 2008 | In Funny |
"Yes, you read the title correctly. We have here 2 frog figurines, one with a human penis and other with a vagina. A must have for, errrr.......well no one."
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» Beanie Baby Ransom
March 19, 2008 | In Funny |
"This Beanie Baby is being held at gunpoint by madmen and needs your help."
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» "In Case of Zombies Break Glass" Mounted Survival Kit
March 15, 2008 | In Funny |
"If you're like any normal person, you probably live in constant paranoia of the impending "Z" war: the zombie uprising. You wonder how you'll survive... how you'll make it out of your house so you can escape and live in the mountains. Although you can't plan for every possible scenario, you can take a hint from the Zombie Survival Guide (not included) and prepare some defenses."
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» Sperm Bank Ceramic Money Box
March 4, 2008 | In Funny |
"Ceramic sperm bank money box. As you can see this money box is in the shape of a sperm and the euphemisms that spring to mind are many, but I will spare you my rather questionable sense of humour."
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» Monte Carlo Casino Fire Sale
January 25, 2008 | In Funny |
"The Monte Carlo fire in Las Vegas recently made the news. This is a piece of paper that burned in the fire."
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» My Tarnished Digg Username
January 25, 2008 | In Funny |
"I come to you today a broken man. I originally registerd the digg user name "McLovin" just before the movie Superbad came out, just so I could comment in every single thread "I am McLovin!" and that would make me uber cool. I have since tarnished the name, making stupid, unwitty comments, jumping on the Ron Paul bandwagon (who is that guy?) digging anything with a fart joke, and I haven't even been active in the longest time."
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