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» One Year Old McDonalds Cheeseburger Preserved Fossil
February 1, 2007 | In Food |
"After a year of sitting on a shelf, the cheeseburger still looks like it did when it was new. It has gotten slightly smaller due to dehydration. It never grew any mold, or fungus. It's now hard as stone. Bacteria will not even eat McDonalds food."
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» Weird and Freaky - GIGANTIC 1 inch RAISIN!
December 26, 2006 | In Food |
"Gird your loins, and sit down . . . lest your knees should buckle from the excitement! BEHOLD . . . . A GIGANTIC RAISIN measuring just over 1 inch in length! This is not a typo - That's 1 (one) inch, baby! Gaze upon it's majestic size .. . . . . . IF YOU DARE!"
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» PENIS SHAPED CHEETO
December 14, 2006 | In Food |
"IT'S NOT EASY BEING CHEESY !!!!! THE WORLD'S FIRST CHEETO WIENER.....COMPLETE WITH TESTICLES !!!!"
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» The Golden Fortune Cookie
December 12, 2006 | In Food |
"WARNING! Use of this cookie in Vegas may get you BANNED! This is a very special fortune cookie. There is no other quite like this. In fact, if I were to run a cookie DNA test on this particular fortune cookie, I have no doubt that the results of the test would conclude that it is "One of a kind.""
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» PENIS SHAPED FRENCH FRY
December 11, 2006 | In Food |
"This auction is for a penis shaped fry bought 12/5/2006 at Jack in the box # 5376 in Fontana California. It comes complete with testicles and a receipt as given from cashier Mary. I will ship the penis fry UPS brown so that penis fry can be there for christmas."
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» PENIS SHAPED CHICKEN TENDER
November 29, 2006 | In Food |
"Nothing like a tasty fried schlong to chase hunger away."
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» MCDONALD'S HAMBURGER FROM 1999
November 26, 2006 | In Food |
"BLAST FROM THE PAST! McDonald's hamburger from 1999, in amazingly good condition. A 7-year old collectible! Probably not edible, though."
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» CORN DOG THAT looks LIKE A FINGER
November 22, 2006 | In Food |
"Well I never thought I would be one of the goofballs who sees jesus in a potato chip or anything like that but why not! Went to eat a corn dog but did not want the breading so I decided to peel it off! Will not ever eat a corn dog again!!...the hot dog part looks just like a finger,,I am NOT saying it is a finger, just looks like one."
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» Fartless Chili Fixins' and Pot
November 21, 2006 | In Food |
"The recipe for fartless chili has been a long guarded secret - until now!"
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» The Original One and Only Holy / Hole-E-Toast
November 13, 2006 | In Food |
"The Hole-E est piece of toast ever listed on eBay. This fine piece of work was carefully crafted from the finest tools and highest quality toaster, preserved for a lifetime using a proprietary technique."
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» RARE PEANUT COLLECTION
October 29, 2006 | In Food |
"This is your chance to win this auction for just PEANUTS! Ok, well these aren't just any Peanuts. This is a rare collection of some pretty unique peanuts. In fact, each one is completely unique! No two are exactly alike! You will not find any Peanuts anywhere in the world that are exactly like these!"
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