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» Genuine Psychic Cat Hair
June 28, 2009 | In Animals |
"One clump of hair from Kreiger the Psychic Cat. Kreiger can see the future and speak near-perfect english. May this hair transfer some of his mystical feline power onto you."
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» Bizarre Lucky Penny
June 26, 2009 | In Bizarre |
"One Lucky Penny. Instructions for use: (1) Drop it (2) See it (3) Pick it Up - to activate its powers. Remember: Use only for good, not evil."
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» Wooden Shoe Shaped Peanuts
June 22, 2009 | In Food |
"You are bidding on two peanuts that are shaped like wooden shoes. These peanuts were not broken to the shape you see after the bag was opened!!! You can still see the salt formation around the break, confirming it happened during processing. "
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» Mutant Potato
June 19, 2009 | In Weird |
"This Potato is a complete freak oddity of the vegetable world. I believe this to be the potato reincarnation of a set of conjoined twins from a traveling freak show of the 1800's."
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» 1960 NY license plates MLF-40
June 17, 2009 | In Funny |
"License plates perfect for a 40 year-old MILF."
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» Sparkly Shrimp Keychain
June 16, 2009 | In Funny |
"The sparkliest, ugliest and most pointless keychain ever."
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» Obama Cigarette Lighter
June 11, 2009 | In Celebrity |
"Obama "Hope" Cigarette Lighter. OBAMA LOVES to smoke! He loves everything about it. My mother, who hates OBAMA but loves to smoke will begrudgingly give him his props on this point. "Maybe he's not so bad after all" she says. "
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» Encino Man Promotional "Weasel Wheel"
June 1, 2009 | In |
"This “Weasel Wheel”, you see, is a translator wheel, like the ones they used to hand out in Spanish class in 70’s so your Mom could communicate with the housekeeper - Only this one would translate what Pauly Shore was saying in his oft imitated Pauly-Speak, into English! Funny right? Not! A stupid item from a stupid movie."
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» NUN BOTTLE OPENER
June 1, 2009 | In Holy |
"AN AWESOME, HEAVENLY... AND FUNCTIONAL CAST IRON CATHOLIC NUN BOTTLE OPENER. Six Inches Tall and - at a Whopping One Pound - She's Quite Heavy... She's My Sister!" (does anyone get that one?)"
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» Wireless Bread Roll Mouse
May 29, 2009 | In Food |
"Found this bread roll that looks just like a mouse in a pack from the bakery section of the local supermarket."
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» Strawberry That Looks Like A Human Hand
May 26, 2009 | In Food |
"I found this strawberry today, and was just a little creeped out when I noticed it looks like a little hand... As you can see, it has what appears to be four little fingers and a thumb."
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